“Come once again, Apple faithful and skeptics alike, to the Tim Cook Show starring Apple CEO Tim Cook & His Menagerie Of Shiny New Electronic Devices That You Will Want To Replace The Next Time He Holds One Of These Events. Cook, not exactly known for getting to the point during these press events, started today’s presentation by promising “monster announcements across several of our product lines.” After nearly 90 minutes of showing off [other] products, Apple finally unveiled its new selection of iPhones.”
Pretend you were there by going here: consumerist.com.